- The San Jose Sharks (Knocking on the Stanley Cup door after all these years!)
- Brian Wilson’s Beard- (I think there’s birds living in there!)
- The Oakland Atheletics- (Went to my first game this year and it was great. These guys should win the AL west! Plus I love Godzilla!)
- “The Unit” TV show- (Why do they take every show I like off the air? I’m getting sick of this sh*t! It goes all the way back to when I was a kid and they took away Star Trek- over the years it’s been non-stop, all my favorites have been cut- X-Files, 24, The Unit, Dark Skies, Crime Story, A-Team, Gilligan’s Island… OK, maybe not the last one, but you get the picture. I say let’s start a campaign to get The Unit back on the air!)
- My cat Mojo- American Longhair with tortoise shell markings- (She’s retired, all she does is sleep all day and night. And eat. And poop. What a life!)
- The Simpsons- (Still my favorite all-round TV show. Strangely satisfying for a cartoon.)
- Ukeleles- (They’re back, they’re cool, and they’re easy to play. And of course they go great with Tommy Bahama shirts and Pina Coladas on the beach inHawaii.)
- Howlin Wolf- the old blues guy- ( I heard a Howlin’ Wolf song on a TV commercial recently and it almost gave me the bends. I think it was “Ain’t Superstitious” written by the great Willie Dixon. (You should go out and download the entire Howlin’ Wolf catalog immediately if not sooner as he is a genius.)
- The Praying Mantis- (Praying Mantis season will be here in May. Are you ready? The world’s coolest insect is ready for his annual comeback. Buy the eggs at your local nursery.)
- El Pollo Loco chicken- (What a brilliant idea for fast food- grilled chicken! It’s marinated and it’s not fried. A healthy alternative to some of the fast food garbage I eat.)
GO SHARKS!!!!!!!